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Monday, July 12, 2010

Gasp!

I almost died in February. It was the culmination of years of not taking care of myself and not listening to doctors. Almost dying can have a profound impact on what is and is not important in your life; at least it did for me. It is now July and my primary concern is no longer music or women or birds or turtles or even the Yankees. It has come down to four things: My family, my friends, my relationship with G-d, and surviving...not necessarily in that order!
The details of the beginning of my illness are somewhat sketchy for me, because I was out of it much of the time. I'll try to fill in what I can. Or maybe I'll make some things up. In a nutshell I entered Columbia Presbyterian on February 2, 2010, after Beth Israel in Brooklyn did their best to kill me. At that point I was pretty much unable to breathe at all. I was placed on a ventilator and under sedation for about a week. Subsequently the doctors performed a tracheostomy because they determined there was no way I'd be able to breathe on my own without it if they attempted to take me off the vent. The diagnosis? Cryptogenic Organizing Pneumonia, or C.O.P. (AKA B.O.O.P; Brochiolitis Obliterans with Organizing Pneumonia), etiology unknown. Prognosis? B.T.H.O.O.U. (Beats The Hell Out Of Us).

21 comments:

  1. Snort! A little full or ourselves, aren't we? You really need a job. You clearly have too much time on your hands (Duh, look who's talking. I'm blogging when I really ought to be chuzzling).

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  2. First of all, I think this is very nice and a good use of your time- regardless of what others may think. Secondly that picture of the fish gasping for air is kinda gross and its gonna give me nightmares. But thanks for posting. I'll enjoy reading :-) KEEP ON BREATHING

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  3. Regardless of what OTHERS may think? Um, any particular others you have in mind? Anyway, as Bartles & James used to say (I know you never heard of them; google it)..."we thank you for your support." :)

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  4. You say that the nasty ones know who they are... I'm not sure if I'm one of them. What do I do???

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  5. Um...if I don't know who you are I can't tell you, can I?

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  6. No, I was not aware but I'm glad to hear that you're better. I do remember from many years ago that you had a pneumothrax and you saying you asked the doctor "doesn't everybody?" (not bad, eh?)

    Rfush!

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  7. I don't remember saying that, but since I'm so incredibly clever, I'm sure I did. Kol Hakavod for remembering!

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  9. I'm the one who drove you to the hosp when your lung collapsed!!! Hooray for me and my role in the saga...

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  10. mary jane..as lives down the lane?

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  11. Yes, lives down the lane, and drove you to the hospital, and quite skillfully, I might add (meaning you didn't die before we got there)

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  12. Do you happen to know, my semi-yeshivish Lakewoodian friend, what "Maryjane" is a slang term for?

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  13. Rocky, glad to hear you are still alive and kicking! Remember, only the good die young...we should both be around for quite a long time! xoxox

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  14. Oh, no, I don't!!! i thought I knew all the filthy slang there was to know... :( Please enlighten me. And it's "fully-yeshivish" to you...

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  15. Thanks for being "dan l'kav z'chus...what makes you think it's filthy? It happens to be code for pot...um, grass...reefer...you know...marijuana!

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  16. And with whom do I have the pleasure of commenting?

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  17. yup, this is fun, the fish is freaky, and i had no idea you were around in 1910?!

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  18. Oid Rocky Chai! Now, give a kiddush hoda-ah to thank Hashem that you're still alive and kickin' and that you can continue to do what you were sent here to do in the first place. Learn Torah and do many mitzvos and maasim toivim. Period. That's what it all boils down to anyway, after all is said and done.

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